Select the age division. The Department will handle the rest.
Baby Affairs0 – 2 years
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Kid Affairs3 – 8 years
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Tween Affairs9 – 12 years
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Teen Affairs13 – 18 years
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Difficult CasesNo further information available.
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Optional — helps with fashion and clothing picks
Girl
Boy
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Form 001 · Gift Assistance Request · Difficult Cases Division
01 / 04 — Difficult Cases
Describe the case.
The more intelligence you provide, the better. Age, personality, what they already have, what makes them impossible to buy for.
Case Intelligence · Classified
Provide some case intelligence to proceed.
Form 001 · Gift Assistance Request
02 / 04 — Interests
What are their interests?
Select up to four. The Department cross-references against current trend intelligence.
Creative
Outdoor
Tech
Reading
Music
Sport
Fashion
Collecting
Cooking
Travel
Gaming
Art
Select at least one interest to proceed.
Form 001 · Gift Assistance Request
02 / 04 — About the Baby
A bit more detail.
Babies don't have interests yet — but stage and focus tell the Department everything it needs.
Stage
Newborn0 – 6 months
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Sitting / Rolling6 – 12 months
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Cruising / Early Walking12 – 18 months
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Toddling18 – 24 months
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Category — select up to two
Sensory & Discovery
Motor & Movement
Soothe & Sleep
Books & Music
Bath & Bedtime
Keepsake
Select a stage and at least one category to proceed.
Form 001 · Gift Assistance Request
03 / 04 — Occasion
What is the occasion?
Context matters. The Department calibrates accordingly.
BirthdayA celebration of them specifically
ChristmasThe big one
Just becauseNo occasion required
GraduationA milestone worth marking
New babyFor the tiniest new person
HolidayHanukkah, Easter + more
OtherThe Department handles all cases
Tell the Department what it is
Select an occasion to proceed.
Form 001 · Gift Assistance Request
04 / 04 — Budget
What is the budget?
The Department operates across all price points with equal rigour.
Under $30Thoughtful doesn't require extravagant.Standard Issue
$30 – $75The sweet spot. Room for quality.Field Grade
$75 – $150Considered and special.Senior Officer
$150+The best version of the best thing.Head of Jolly
Additional Intelligence
Optional but useful. What they already have, a current obsession, what not to get.
Select a budget to proceed.
Form 001 · Case Submitted
The Department is deliberating.
Your case is being researched live against this morning's trend intelligence, then checked for age, price and stock. Most cases close in under a minute.
0:00 elapsedUsually under a minute
This one is taking longer than usual. Detailed briefs earn extra research. The Department does not rush a good case.
Case resolved. Five gifts cleared for consideration.
Jolly Note · From the Department"The Department has reviewed the evidence. Proceed with complete confidence."